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full title:  the milk splatter show featuring fall out boy and friends

look,
i'm on the sidewalk and i'm trying to tell you
the milktruck is coming.

you're dancing to fall out boy in the street.

they're like,
"look man we're getting laid here!
all the chicks are in the street, we're
not leaving for africa till tomorrow,
and these chicks love guys with tattoos

and nonprofits!"

and i'm telling you your dick is
fucking useless in a puddle of milk
30 feet from your corpse.
you say i'm no fun,
and mouth some shit about going
downtown in a looleeyoorah.

and i can't compete with that.

the milktruck plows through you and your
fun
friends
like a teenage moshpit in a pumpkin patch.

i pick up the milk-splattered remains of your
ear to say
"i told you so," and
with your dick 30 feet away,
i think you might have heard me.

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dedicated to :iconchloroformboy: because of the back and forth over here: [link]

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January 31, 2010
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:icondunez:
lolsome.
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:iconnecrohippie:
hahaha
thats just lovely
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