full title: the milk splatter show featuring fall out boy and friends
look, i'm on the sidewalk and i'm trying to tell you the milktruck is coming.
you're dancing to fall out boy in the street.
they're like, "look man we're getting laid here! all the chicks are in the street, we're not leaving for africa till tomorrow, and these chicks love guys with tattoos
and nonprofits!"
and i'm telling you your dick is fucking useless in a puddle of milk 30 feet from your corpse. you say i'm no fun, and mouth some shit about going downtown in a looleeyoorah.
and i can't compete with that.
the milktruck plows through you and your fun friends like a teenage moshpit in a pumpkin patch.
i pick up the milk-splattered remains of your ear to say "i told you so," and with your dick 30 feet away, i think you might have heard me.
thats just lovely
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